Big Screen Edition HANCOCK, WANTED & HULK REVIEWED! Plus: THE MAIL BAG RETURNS
A few cinematic thoughts as we head into the hottest weeks of Summer ‘08...
HANCOCK (** of four): Will
Smith and sci-fi are usually a potent combination at the box-office;
from the huge grosses of the “Men in Black” movies to the
sturdy (if unremarkable) “I, Robot” and last
Christmas’ smash hit “I Am Legend,” the mix of star
and genre has resulted in many a commercial success over the years.
With “Hancock,” Smith attempts to put his own spin on the
super-hero genre, but the movie, sadly, is close to a total misfire,
feeling like the work of too many cooks in the kitchen.
As
a drunken super-hero with no knowledge of his past, Smith is as amiable
as always (and engagingly stays in-character, without too many winking
sarcastic barbs), but the movie is a mess: after opening with a quite
funny succession of sequences showing us Hancock’s bad-boy
antics, the Vince Gilligan-Vicent Ngo script focuses on a downtrodden
PR consultant (Jason Bateman), who attempts to help Hancock improve his
image. After spending time in jail to compensate for the expense of his
behavior, Hancock is let out by the LAPD so he can take down some
cardboard villains, and soon finds out that Bateman’s gorgeous
wife (Charlize Theron) harbors a few secrets of her own.
At 90 minutes and change, “Hancock” is a lean, good-looking
piece of commercial filmmaking, but as a narrative the movie is all
over the map: a raucous comedy for about 40 minutes, then a serious
super-hero tale/domestic drama for its second half. As such, the movie
almost feels like an origin movie and its sequel rolled into one failed
experiment, with wild tonal shifts and a thoroughly unsatisfying climax
involving bad guys who are given about two minutes of screen time. The
nature of Theron’s character is tipped off early and
doesn’t work at all -- once she takes center stage you could
almost feel the air being let out of the theater, since the
film’s first half-hour played well in front of the audience I saw
the picture with.
Unlike some bad movies, “Hancock” is at least mildly
entertaining for its duration and is complimented by a spirited John
Powell score, and its central concept certainly could’ve made for
a fresh twist on the well-worn comic book genre. Alas, the finished
product feels like one idea from one writer or producer piled on top of
another, culminating in an uneven brew that director Peter Berg is
never able to get under control. (92 mins., PG-13).
WANTED (**):
More comic-book shenanigans, this time from Russian filmmaker Timur
Bekmambetov, that’s basically undone by heavy-handed
characterizations and a grating lead performance from British star
James McAvoy.
As a tired office worker bored by his daily existence, McAvoy is
quickly thrust into a secret world of assassins, lead by a
heavily-tattooed Angelina Jolie and mastermind Morgan Freeman. The duo
inform McAvoy that he’s the son of a slain former assassin with
the potential to alter the direction of bullets with his mind and soon
send him to slaughter the killer responsible for his father’s
death...but first, McAvoy has to undergo a series of brutal beatings
and rituals that almost make “Fight Club” seem like
child’s play by comparison.
Best known for his silly vampire sagas “Night Watch” and
“Day Watch,” Bekmambetov makes his mark on the American
studio system with “Wanted,” which if nothing else is a
slick-looking piece with a couple of dynamic action scenes. Late in the
game McAvoy corners his prey on a train running through the mountains
of Italy, in a sequence that’s splendidly edited and
choreographed. The Michael Brandt-Derek Haas script is a mixed bag but
offers a few twists up its sleeve that might take some viewers by
surprise as well.
Where “Wanted” goes wrong is in its brainless, one-note
characters, from the office drones McAvoy works with to its central
performance altogether. McAvoy seems totally ill-at-ease here, failing
to portray a nebbish who’s supposed to be at least somewhat
likeable and identifiable. A young Matthew Broderick could’ve
made the part work, but McAvoy -- from a forced American accent to his
heavy-handed delivery -- is all wrong, and since the film basically
rests on his shoulders alone (Jolie’s secondary part turns to be
basically thankless), “Wanted” has no dramatic center,
existing solely as a brainless shoot ‘em up that seems aimed at
13-year-olds, in spite of its hard “R” rating, non-stop
gore and profanity-ridden screenplay.
The
film’s ultimate message, even for a soulless summer blockbuster,
is also downright disturbing -- being a murderer is
“cooler” than working in an office? No wonder why
“entertainment” these days seems to be going right down the
tubes. (110 mins., R).
THE INCREDIBLE HULK (***):
Interesting “re-boot” of the Marvel Comics character comes
across as a sequel to an origin movie that was never made!
Pretending that Ang Lee’s interesting but bonkers
“Hulk” movie never happened, director Louis
Leterrier’s colorful comic-book saga brings us a kinder, more
identifiable Bruce Banner in the form of Edward Norton. Intentionally
channeling the Bill Bixby series more than its predecessor, this
“Hulk” finds Banner on the run in South America, still
trying to find a cure for his transformations into the Big Green One.
Circumstances, of course, get in the way, with the military --
including General Ross (William Hurt) -- in hot pursuit of Banner,
going so far as to send a newly Gamma-infused soldier (Tim Roth) into
the fray in order to stop the Hulk from causing further damage. Banner,
meanwhile, seeks help from old love Betty Ross (Liv Tyler), who
hasn’t spoken to her military dad since Banner’s accident,
as well as a scientist (Tim Blake Nelson) who hopes to provide a serum
to help our hero at least control his transformations.
Loaded with effects and chase sequences, this “Incredible
Hulk” is a lot more faithful in spirit and execution to the
Marvel Comics -- as well as the old CBS series -- than its predecessor,
no question. In-jokes and references for fans abound, from a quote of
Joe Harnell’s series theme to Lou Ferringo’s cameo and
vocal performances of the Hulk’s dialogue as well (there’s
no mistaking Big Lou’s “Hulk SMASH!” line). The Zak
Penn script (which Norton rewrote, though without final credit)
doesn’t aim to be anything other than a basic, straight-ahead
action movie, but the set-pieces are well-executed and the final brawl
between the Hulk and the Abomination -- with splendid Rhythm & Hues
effects -- is something that kids and comic book fans ought to find
perfectly satisfying.
The performances are all fine, and although one wishes there was more
of a human element to this “Hulk” (something that Norton
lamented was lost in Marvel’s final cut, and could possibly be
rectified by an extended DVD this fall), it’s still an
entertaining summer fantasy that finally does the Incredible one
justice on the big screen. (PG-13, 114 mins.)
IRON MAN (***½):
The teaming of star Robert Downey, Jr. with director Jon Favreau in an
adaptation of what’s essentially a secondary Marvel Comics
character wasn’t likely to become one of the highest-grossing
super-hero films of all-time, but kudos go out to all for a high-flying
“Iron Man” that’s the best film of the summer so far.
With a confident, funny, thoroughly appealing performance, Downey gives
one of the genre’s finest turns as Tony Stark in a
perfectly-pitched super-hero movie. Eschewing the dark, brooding
approach too many other genre offerings have employed of late, Favreau
instead has made one of the most “realistic” super-hero
movies, with Downey’s drunken-billionaire playboy reforming
himself as an iron-clad hero after nearly dying in the Afghan desert.
Supporting performances are likewise superb, from Gwyneth
Paltrow’s Pepper Pots to Jeff Bridges’ nefarious Obadiah
Stane, while effects, humor, a dash of romance and some exciting action
all mesh to form a perfectly cohesive whole.
Even if the Mark Fergus-Hawk Ostby-Art Marcum-Matt Holloway script
mostly adheres to a tried-and-true comic-book “origin
movie” formula -- and the bland score by Ramin Djawadi adds
little to the drama -- “Iron Man” is big fun, and worth
seeing for Downey’s winning performance alone. (PG-13, 126 mins.) Mail Bag: People Who Like INDIANA JONES!
From John Clymer:
As one of the few critics who doesn't
have his head up his butt (translation: we agree 90% of the time) I
really enjoy your column. However, I must disagree with your review of
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I found it one of
the few "entertainments" that wasn't aimed specifically at the under 21
crowd, or more specifically an "entertainment" that an old fart might
enjoy--reasonably traditional cutting, a real movie-star turn by
Harrison Ford and a refreshing non-cynical tone. It was also surprising
to see soviet-area Russians as the bad guys. Sure David Koepp's script
was not up to the Lawrence Kasdan original, but it was not as bad as
the Katz/Huyck sequel. Your lowest blow came when you compared "Kingdom
of the Crystal Skull" to "The Lost World" ...shudder. :) I also liked Iron Man (for all the
reasons you stated), but not nearly as much as the rest of the universe
seems to; I found the story a little too slight to support its 126
minute running time. One of my favorite aspects of your
work is your refusal to jump on the critical bandwagon, if a movie is a
bit of a snooze (There will be Blood) you aren't afraid to point it out. Anyway, keep up the great work!
Thanks John!
From Randall Derchan:
Actually, I'm sorry to say but I
enjoyed the Indiana Jones movie. Compared to the dreadful Star Wars
films. I though it hit the mark, mostly. I can see why some of the fans
didn't like it, and there were some stuff in it I wish had been done
differently. All in all, I thought there was some great Indy maerial
and some pretty good visuals. Some bad ones also, but mostly good. I
understood what they were going for, with the fifties nostalgia
including the giant saucer, but few remember the Chariots of the Gods
phenomena that the film tried to utilize in it's script.
As far as Iron Man, there was a film
that was pretty good till the last quarter. After that, it became
ridiculous and uninspired. It didn't finish in the direction they
started.
Kung Fu Panda was very entertaining
with a nice score by Zimmer and Powell, but the rest of the summer
looks dull. Minus Wall-E which I have no doubt I will love. Well
there's always Bond in the Fall.
Indeed, I’m looking forward to QUANTUM OF SOLACE too...the trailer looks terrific! NEXT
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